The Heart Attack Grill-Death Never Tasted So Good
I'm dead serious, there is a place named The Heart Attack Grill. Located in the city of Dallas, Texas, with other locations in Phoenix and Las Vegas. Now, if the name of the place doesn't have your heart begging for mercy, then I introduce you to...brace yourself..The Quadruple Bypass Burger. It contains four half pound burger patties with cheese and bacon, their "flatliner fries", which are fried in...pure lard and it also comes with a shake with the "highest butterfat content"(you'd might as well eat 5 sticks of butter). Calorie content of this guaranteed heart stopper: 8,000 calories. That's about five days worth of food in ONE meal. I'm sorry, but that's just plain insane. But, it doesn't stop there. The burger chain says that any customer over 350 pounds eat for free, so in a way we're promoting gluttony...or being obese? You decide. I don't find anything wrong with a cheeseburger, fries and a milkshake, in fact I consider it to be an All American meal. But, THAT is a little too much for my palette. Times like this make me happy I'm a vegetarian. You won't catch me at a place called The Heart Attack Grill...unless I have a hearse on standby.
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