The Heart Attack Grill-Death Never Tasted So Good
I'm dead serious, there is a place named The Heart Attack Grill. Located in the city of Dallas, Texas, with other locations in Phoenix and Las Vegas. Now, if the name of the place doesn't have your heart begging for mercy, then I introduce you to...brace yourself..The Quadruple Bypass Burger. It contains four half pound burger patties with cheese and bacon, their "flatliner fries", which are fried in...pure lard and it also comes with a shake with the "highest butterfat content"(you'd might as well eat 5 sticks of butter). Calorie content of this guaranteed heart stopper: 8,000 calories. That's about five days worth of food in ONE meal. I'm sorry, but that's just plain insane. But, it doesn't stop there. The burger chain says that any customer over 350 pounds eat for free, so in a way we're promoting gluttony...or being obese? You decide. I don't find anything wrong with a cheeseburger, fries and a milkshake, in fact I consider it to be an All American meal. But, THAT is a little too much for my palette. Times like this make me happy I'm a vegetarian. You won't catch me at a place called The Heart Attack Grill...unless I have a hearse on standby.
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
MTV Or Not MTV....That Is The Question
I usually hardly ever watch television these days. The only good that television does for me is news, DVD'S, the occasional video game (let's just say that playing Grand Theft Auto is quite therapeutic to me after a bad day at work) and that's about it. I don't have the patience or even the time to sit down and watch the "idiot box" all day long, I'll go crazy if I do. I have more better things to do with my time than watch an episode of Jersey Shore. I would much rather be castrated with a fishing knife than sit through 15 minutes, let alone an entire episode, of that crap. I'm sorry, but there is absolutely no way I consider Jersey Shore to be good in any way, shape or form. I tried to watch it and I could feel my brain turning into pudding after only 10 minutes. I had to get someone to change the channel for me before I turned into....one of them. Spending too much time at the tanning salon(like I need it, I'm already dark enough), doing that god awful fist pumping shit they do and giving myself a corny ass nickname. Because of the tragedy that is Jersey Shore, I have lost all respect for MTV. This was a channel I loved coming up, now I cringe and get sick to my damn stomach watching. Remember when MTV used to show those things, what were they called? Damn, I can't think of what they were. But, I know they were so cool....Oh, yeah...MUSIC VIDEOS!! Now, it's all non stop crap, 24 hours a day. Why is it still even on the damn air? I have to quote Dead Kennedys when I say, "MTV, GET OFF THE AIR".
Sorry to cut this gripe short, but my head is spinning.
Sorry to cut this gripe short, but my head is spinning.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Columbus Day....The Real Story
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue and supposedly "discovered" America. That was the story that they burned into our minds as children. If only children knew the real story.
1. Christopher Columbus or should I call him by his real name, Cristobal Colon, was a slavetrader in Africa before he invaded America and raped and killed hundreds to take control of the wealth of the lands. It is also noted that he started the slave trade in the Americas.
2. He never did actually discover America, he never claimed to. The indigenous people and the Afrikans were already in the western hemisphere for over 1,000 years, way before he was born.
3. Even though he praised the Indigenous people's hospitality, yet said that they had to die to take control of the land and it's wealth. Think about it, someone coming in your home and killing you and your family and claiming it as their own. Sickening, isn't it?
4. He never stepped foot on the American mainland. He landed in the Caribbean islands. It's said that he came there by mistake, he was searching for the east. Europeans did not know latitude and longitude at the time.
5. Upon arrival, he renamed the Indigenous people "Indians", thinking that he was in India. Shortly thereafter, he discovered that Afrikans had been travelling for over 1,000 years, way before he was born.
6. The significance of Cristobol Colon's voyages to the western hemisphere, is that this opened up Afrika and the Americas to mass murder, rape, destruction of entire cultures, stolen wealth of the people, and mass enslavement of Afrikans and the Indigenous people of the Americas for hundreds of years by Europeans. European profits from enslavement were upwards of 5000 percent!!
7. 300 MILLION Afrikans lost their lives during the 400+ years of European enslavement.
8. Columbus brought a philosophy of domination that persists today, the domination of other peoples, domination of women by men, domination of the enviroment, as well as domination of other beliefs.
Columbus Day should NOT be a holiday in any way, shape or form. He deserves NO holiday, NO parades, NO anything. We celebrate the murder of millions of people every October. WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK COLUMBUS DAY!!!!
1. Christopher Columbus or should I call him by his real name, Cristobal Colon, was a slavetrader in Africa before he invaded America and raped and killed hundreds to take control of the wealth of the lands. It is also noted that he started the slave trade in the Americas.
2. He never did actually discover America, he never claimed to. The indigenous people and the Afrikans were already in the western hemisphere for over 1,000 years, way before he was born.
3. Even though he praised the Indigenous people's hospitality, yet said that they had to die to take control of the land and it's wealth. Think about it, someone coming in your home and killing you and your family and claiming it as their own. Sickening, isn't it?
4. He never stepped foot on the American mainland. He landed in the Caribbean islands. It's said that he came there by mistake, he was searching for the east. Europeans did not know latitude and longitude at the time.
5. Upon arrival, he renamed the Indigenous people "Indians", thinking that he was in India. Shortly thereafter, he discovered that Afrikans had been travelling for over 1,000 years, way before he was born.
6. The significance of Cristobol Colon's voyages to the western hemisphere, is that this opened up Afrika and the Americas to mass murder, rape, destruction of entire cultures, stolen wealth of the people, and mass enslavement of Afrikans and the Indigenous people of the Americas for hundreds of years by Europeans. European profits from enslavement were upwards of 5000 percent!!
7. 300 MILLION Afrikans lost their lives during the 400+ years of European enslavement.
8. Columbus brought a philosophy of domination that persists today, the domination of other peoples, domination of women by men, domination of the enviroment, as well as domination of other beliefs.
Columbus Day should NOT be a holiday in any way, shape or form. He deserves NO holiday, NO parades, NO anything. We celebrate the murder of millions of people every October. WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK COLUMBUS DAY!!!!
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Fast Food
1. They say: Each day, 1 in 4 Americans visits a fast food restaurant.
Well, what can I say? Some people would rather eat at fast food places than actually cook a meal.
2. They say: French fries are the most eaten vegetable in America
The french fry is considered a vegetable? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! This can't be right, it just can't be. I'm sorry, but there is no way that I consider the french fry a vegetable. The only reason they consider a french fry to be a vegetable is because their obviously overweight/obese children think that it is a vegetable because they eat nothing but McDonald's every night. Part of me also blames the FDA for this. According to them, ketchup is a vegetable. Yikes!!!
3. They say: One in every three children born in the year 2000 will develop diabetes in their lifetime
Sad, isn't it? However, it's a very grim reality. Some children would rather sit on their asses and do nothing versus going outside and doing what kids are supposed to be doing. These days, we have ads on TV telling children to be active and eat a balanced diet. So far, the message is either ignored or overlooked...until it's too late.
4. They say: The average child sees 10,000 TV advertisements per year
Why am I not the least bit surprised? As much TV an average child watches a day, it's no wonder. 90 percent of those ad's are obviously from fast food places and you wonder why little Aaron is damn near 300 pounds and in the 3rd grade. The other ten percent is all toy commericals and don't get me started on the programs these kids watch today.
5. They say: McDonald's distributes more toys per year than Toys-R-Us
Well, of course. Why do you think children go to McDonald's in the first damn place? However, that may change if the health people have their way by forcing McDonald's to do away with the toys. Chances are, you'll see a huge drop in Happy Meal sales when that happens. They're trying it out in California, I hear.
6. They say: Before most children can speak they can recognize McDonald's
Again, I'm not the least bit surprised by this. In fact, some children don't know who George Washington is, but they know who Ronald McDonald is. It makes me never want to have children and if I do, I promise you this...they will NEVER know about fast food. Who am I kidding? They'll find out about it eventually.
7. They say: Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald- he was fired for being too fat
Sorry, I find this funny. I'm surprised that they haven't considered Bill Clinton to be Ronald McDonald, as much money he's made McDonald's over the years, they should've given him the job of being Ronald McDonald....but then again, Rush Limbaugh would make a good Ronald McDonald.
8. They say: McDonald's calls people who eat a lot of their food "heavy users"
So, in the near future, we will end up having McDonald's Anonymous groups? Or we're gonna see people freebasing chicken mcnuggets?
9. They say: In the U.S., we eat more than 1,000,000 animals an hour
As soon as we run out of animals to eat, we'll start eating people...then the human race will be doomed.
Well, what can I say? Some people would rather eat at fast food places than actually cook a meal.
2. They say: French fries are the most eaten vegetable in America
The french fry is considered a vegetable? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! This can't be right, it just can't be. I'm sorry, but there is no way that I consider the french fry a vegetable. The only reason they consider a french fry to be a vegetable is because their obviously overweight/obese children think that it is a vegetable because they eat nothing but McDonald's every night. Part of me also blames the FDA for this. According to them, ketchup is a vegetable. Yikes!!!
3. They say: One in every three children born in the year 2000 will develop diabetes in their lifetime
Sad, isn't it? However, it's a very grim reality. Some children would rather sit on their asses and do nothing versus going outside and doing what kids are supposed to be doing. These days, we have ads on TV telling children to be active and eat a balanced diet. So far, the message is either ignored or overlooked...until it's too late.
4. They say: The average child sees 10,000 TV advertisements per year
Why am I not the least bit surprised? As much TV an average child watches a day, it's no wonder. 90 percent of those ad's are obviously from fast food places and you wonder why little Aaron is damn near 300 pounds and in the 3rd grade. The other ten percent is all toy commericals and don't get me started on the programs these kids watch today.
5. They say: McDonald's distributes more toys per year than Toys-R-Us
Well, of course. Why do you think children go to McDonald's in the first damn place? However, that may change if the health people have their way by forcing McDonald's to do away with the toys. Chances are, you'll see a huge drop in Happy Meal sales when that happens. They're trying it out in California, I hear.
6. They say: Before most children can speak they can recognize McDonald's
Again, I'm not the least bit surprised by this. In fact, some children don't know who George Washington is, but they know who Ronald McDonald is. It makes me never want to have children and if I do, I promise you this...they will NEVER know about fast food. Who am I kidding? They'll find out about it eventually.
7. They say: Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald- he was fired for being too fat
Sorry, I find this funny. I'm surprised that they haven't considered Bill Clinton to be Ronald McDonald, as much money he's made McDonald's over the years, they should've given him the job of being Ronald McDonald....but then again, Rush Limbaugh would make a good Ronald McDonald.
8. They say: McDonald's calls people who eat a lot of their food "heavy users"
So, in the near future, we will end up having McDonald's Anonymous groups? Or we're gonna see people freebasing chicken mcnuggets?
9. They say: In the U.S., we eat more than 1,000,000 animals an hour
As soon as we run out of animals to eat, we'll start eating people...then the human race will be doomed.
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